About me
Welcome, this is a blog for friends, clients, fellow writers and photographers and anyone with a zest for a bit of controversy, a sprinkling of irreverence, a laugh or two, or just basically a whole load of opinionated effluent and verbal dribblings!
I consider myself fortunate in that I get to wear different hats according to what the day/email/phone brings. I have a writer hat (you’re here already), a web designer hat and a photographer hat.
Sometimes I’m wearing all three! And when I’m not wearing those I also have an author hat, but that’s another story… (Another story, geddit?!)
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Clients
If you’re looking for a reliable and creative freelancer you may just have stumbled upon the right place. My philosophy on all the work I take on is simple: I listen to your ideas, I work to the brief and I deliver to schedule and budget. My clients get straight talking, transparent pricing and someone they can work with on a personal and direct basis.
I am very flexible when it comes to my clients’ needs and I know that projects can change direction before they’re finished. So if the brief changes partway through you won’t find me stamping my feet or throwing my toys out of the pram, you’ll just hear, “I’ll get right on it!”
Bad language alert!!
After three different blogs, under three different titles, this is the warts-and-all final version, so be warned.
While we’re on that subject, sometimes the ‘f’ word is the only word that fits a certain situation, if you’re offended by it perhaps you should think about leaving now – or maybe getting out more!
I’m not trying to be deliberately provocative, I’m just telling it like it is. I read, I observe, I form an opinion and I write about it.
Sometimes I get it right, sometimes I don’t, sometimes I talk a load of bollocks. So sue me! I just don’t want you to be surprised by anything you may not want your dear old Granny to see.
I realise that a lot of my ramblings from the previous blogs will now be lost forever, but that’s probably a good thing as some of it makes even me cringe a bit when I re-read it!
However, over the coming months I will be re-hashing the best posts from the earlier blogs and putting them on here, so watch this space. Do I care about duplicate content and upsetting the Great Gods of Google? Do I fuck! (See, I warned you, didn’t I?)
Come on down, join in and make my day
It is my hope and intention that this blog should, at the very least, be a bloody good read and spark off a bit of lively debate. So don’t just sit on the fence, that’s where the boring, uneducated masses are.
Jump off and get stuck in with your comments. Big me up or knock me down, it doesn’t matter, just get involved, anything but sit there on that post-and-rail waiting for the farmer to shoot your arse off.
Thank you for your visit, if you leave here suitably entertained, enlightened or even annoyed I will consider the job done!
Y’all have a nice day now.