That’s it, no more blogs under various guises, this is the definitive me.

After three different blogs, under three different titles, I’ve finally done what I should have done at the beginning and centralised everything under one catch-all domain.

And what better domain than my own name?

If you’ve been redirected here from any of my other blogs I can only apologise, but trying to juggle three blogs on a regular basis is just a nightmare and, quite honestly, I’ve got better things to do with my time.

The problem is that I have various hats which I wear according to what the day/email/phone brings. I have a web designer hat, a copywriter hat and an ebook formatter hat. Sometimes I’m wearing all of them! And when I’m not wearing those I also have an author hat, but that’s another story… (Another story, geddit?!)

Plus I have plenty of (sometimes warped) opinions on what’s good, what’s bad and what downright pisses me off, so I also need a vehicle for these occasional verbal dribblings!

So here it is, welcome!

This is a blog for friends, clients, fellow writers and photographers and anyone with a zest for life, a bit of controversy, a sprinkling of irreverence, a laugh or two or just basically a whole load of opinionated effluent!

If you like what I say and want to keep in the loop, you can subscribe to the RSS feed, friend me on Facebook or follow me on Twitter by clicking any of the buttons up there on the right.

Clients

If you’re looking for a reliable and creative freelancer you may just have stumbled upon the right place. My philosophy on all the work I take on is simple: I listen to your ideas, I work to the brief and I deliver to schedule and budget. My clients get straight talking, transparent pricing and someone they can work with on a personal and direct basis.

I am very flexible when it comes to my clients’ needs and I know that projects can change direction before they’re finished. So if the brief changes partway through you won’t find me stamping my feet or throwing my toys out of the pram, you’ll just hear, “I’ll get right on it!”

Bad language alert!!

As I said, this is the warts-and-all final version of my blog, so be warned.

While we’re on that subject, sometimes the ‘f’ word is the only word that fits a certain situation, if you’re offended by it perhaps you should think about leaving now – or maybe getting out more!

I’m not trying to be deliberately provocative, I’m just telling it like it is. I read, I observe, I form an opinion and I write about it.

Sometimes I get it right, sometimes I don’t, sometimes I talk a load of bollocks. So sue me! I just don’t want you to be surprised by anything you may not want your dear old Granny to see.

I realise that a lot of my ramblings from previous blogs will now be lost forever, but that’s probably a good thing as some of it makes even me cringe a bit when I re-read it!

However, over the coming months I will be re-hashing the best posts from the previous blogs and putting them on here, so watch this space. Do I care about duplicate content and upsetting the Great Gods of Google? Do I fuck! (See, I warned you, didn’t I?)

Come on down and make my day

It is my hope and intention that this blog should, at the very least, be a bloody good read and spark off a bit of lively debate. So don’t just sit on the fence, that’s where the boring, uneducated masses are.

Jump off and get stuck in with your comments. Big me up or knock me down, it doesn’t matter, just get involved, anything but sit there on that post-and-rail waiting for the farmer to shoot your arse off.

Thanks for your visit and I hope you leave here suitably entertained, enlightened or annoyed!

Y’all have a nice day now.