For myself and for other people. Here are some of the things I do:

• I write articles – Freelance articles, short stories and flash-fiction for online magazines, directories, ezines and websites. For four years I wrote a regular monthly column for a high circulation and well-regarded regional magazine made out of real paper and ink and stuff
• I write web copy – Web copy stuffed with keywords will read like it’s written by a three-year-old on drugs, and will bring down upon your head the wrath of the great Gods of Google. My web copy is written for humans but is always correctly optimised for robots as well
• I write in html – The language of the internet. I have been designing, hosting and webmastering websites for clients since 1998
• I format ebooks – Or rather I used to, but nowadays I help other self-publishers format their own. There’s only one right way to do it, and you can learn how easy it is to do it yourself by following my step-by-step video course
• I write books – Well, so far I’ve written and self-published one non-fiction ebook. It’s a frequent category best-seller on Amazon UK and you will not be able to avoid shameless plugs and links to it all over this website!

Welcome to my dribblings. Here is where I spout forth my opinions about things that interest or annoy me. I read, I observe, I form an opinion and I write about it. Sometimes I get it right, sometimes I don’t, sometimes I dribble a whole load of opinionated effluent.

It is my hope and intention that this blog should, at the very least, be a bloody good read and spark off a bit of lively debate. If you leave here suitably entertained, enlightened or even annoyed I will consider the job done!

Bad language alert!!

Be warned, sometimes the ‘f’ word is the only word that fits a certain situation, if you’re offended by it perhaps you should think about leaving now – or maybe getting out more! I’m not trying to be deliberately provocative, I’m merely telling it as I see it. I just don’t want you to be surprised by anything you may not want your dear old Granny to see.

Come on down, join in and make my day

Talk to me, don’t just sit on the fence, that’s where the boring, uneducated masses are, jump off and get stuck in with your comments. Big me up or knock me down, it doesn’t matter, just get involved, anything but perch there on that post-and-rail waiting for the farmer to kick you up the arse.

Thank you for your visit and have a nice day.