It’s not my fault, I didn’t do anything wrong. I was only doing what you told me to do. You told me to write good content, so I did. You told me not to write content stuffed with keywords, so I didn’t.
You told me to build an authoritative website which would encourage other websites, blogs and directories to link to me, so I did. You told me these links were the most important thing to have in order to gain your love.
So I worked hard to get them, because I wanted your love, and they started coming. At first just a few, then it grew some more, and then it started snowballing naturally, the way you said it should. There were links coming in from all sorts of directions, over 800 of them at the last count. I thought that’s what you wanted. Continue reading
Using a public toilet is, at the best of times, not something that’s at the top of my list of things to do. Aside from the smell of stagnant piss, and the dribblings all over the floor in exactly the place where you need to stand, and the bloke next door to you at the urinal who seems to be giving a whole new meaning to the word ‘splashback’, there’s the added complicated fuckery of the button fly.
With the current trend of indie authors heading into self-publishing, there are many “specialists” now jumping on the bandwagon and offering to “convert” your manuscript for not a lot of money.
Here’s a little bit of advice you may be interested in if you produce any form of viral marketing publication. You know the sort of thing: ebooks, pdf reports, courses, reviews, etc.
Are you an ‘Internet Marketer’?
I watched a bit of this absolute fucking mind-numbing garbage last night and was going to do a rant about it today.